Mounted Animal Nature Trail

 
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Recorded by: Arrogant Worms
Written by: Arrogant Worms

Lyrics

On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail
You'll be sure to see
All Mother Nature's favorite pets
All sitting rigidly.
They're never hungry anymore
They're last meal left them stuffed.
Don't worry they won't walk away
If you you try to pet their fluff.

Where the dog goes... (pause)
And the cow goes... (pause)
And the bear goes... (pause)
And the pig goes... (pause)
And the crow goes... KWAH!
I guess it was alive.
You can see all this
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail.

The Mounted Animal Nature Trail
It's great for mom and dad.
Where else can grandma and the kids
See the Silence of the Lambs.
Don't have to walk a hundred miles
Or climb the steepest hill.
And the only fiercesome sound you'll hear
Is the ringing of the till.

Where the dog goes... (pause)
And the bear goes... (pause)
And the cow goes... (pause)
And the pig goes... (pause)
And the crow goes... KWAH!
I guess it's still alive.
You can see all this
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail.

The only things that bite are the bugs.
Unlike any themepark the mice won't say hello.
And if your having problems with your own family pet.
You can bring him in and add him to the trail.
"Everybody!"

Where the dog goes... (pause)
And the cow goes... (pause)
And the bear goes... (pause)
And the pig goes... (pause)
And the crow goes...
"Hey, bud I'm a crow"
I guess it's still alive
You can see all this
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail.
 Posted by at 12:16 pm

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