Carrot Juice is Murder

 
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Recorded by: Arrogant Worms
Written by: Arrogant Worms

Lyrics

Listen up brothers and sisters
come hear my desperate tale
I speak of our friends of nature
trapped in the dirt like a jail

Vegetables live in oppression
served on our tables each night
This killing of veggies is madness
I say we take up the fight

Salads are only for murderers
coleslaw's a fascist regime
Don't think that they don't have feelings
just cause a radish can't scream

Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)
How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)
It's time to stop all this gardening (it's dirty as hell)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade is a spade)

I saw a man eating celery
so I beat him black and blue
If he ever touches a sprout again
I'll bite him clean in two

I'm a political prisoner
trapped in a windowless cage
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips
by killing five men in a rage

I told the judge when he sentenced me
This is my finest hour
I'd kill those farmers again
just to save one more cauliflower

Chorus

How low as people do we dare to stoop,
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup?
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes
Let potted plants free, don't mash that potato!

I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stirfry are sealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (you fat gormet slob)
How do you think that feels? (leave them out in the field)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (V8's genocide)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes, your composts are graves)
It's time to stop all this gardening (take up macrame)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.....
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